December 2011
baratheonbastard:
how to make friends on Tumblr: scream your feels at each other
oh god
i need to pee again
but the cat is gonna follow me
and she wont stop fucking meowing
and thatll set the dog off
oh god
why is needing the toilet such a challenge in this house
i dont understand
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Anonymous asked: im kinda curious, show us your doodles?
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I doodle some really weird shit...
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ilyuve replied to your post: I FELL OVER ON THE WAY TO THE TOILET. IT WAS LIKE…
yey ^_^
i know, its a joyus occasion & i feel i should celebrate. ;^;
I FELL OVER ON THE WAY TO THE TOILET.
IT WAS LIKE A HUGE THUD
AND THE DOOR KEPT CREEKING
AND MY CAT WAS MEOWING
BUT NO ONE WOKE UP
AND MY BLADDER IS EMPTY
SO ITS ALL OKAY NOW.
Why the fuq did I drink so many cups of tea in the past hour.
WHY I AM SO ENGLISH
FUQSHITTWATNINNNYOMG
OKAY
IF I DONT POST ANYMORE
ITS BECAUSE I WOKE MY PARENTS UP
AND THEY KILLED ME
OK
OK
IM GONNA GO PEE NOW
Reblog if you want (1) cute message.
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
I really need to pee but its half 1 in the morning...
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It actually upsets me to hear people say such...
I understand people don’t like them, they’re considered “emo”, depressing, people don’t like Gerard’s voice, or their style. But they’ve gotten me through so much. Their music encouraged me to keep fighting for what I want and believe in. They taught me its okay to be yourself, its okay to take a stand against what people think of you and prove to them you...
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
She speaks her mind, third person. So she can’t forget that she’s me.
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AHS preview beta thing.
idk if ill finish this.
soapykind:
how do I start a conversation with someone do I just send a message
or hope they message me first
whats a conversation
it sounds delicious
i’ll just be here in my cave googling it ok.
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